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(watching the creation of the solar system)
Donna: Lance was right, we're just... tiny.
The Doctor: Oh, but that's what you do, the human race, make sense out of chaos. Mark it out with weddings and Christmas and calendars. This whole process is beautiful, but only if it's being observed.
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electrimafried: It’s just a jump to the left And then a step to the riiight With your hands on your hips You bring your knees in tiiight But it’s the pelvic thrust That really drives you insaaane Let’s do the time warp again Read More
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I sometimes forget...
amypondmother-in-law: … that John Green is in fact a professional writer and not just a nerdy dork who wears zombie unicorn hats with suits in a park filming himself. He’s also an adult. I forget that, too. I never even think of Hank being serious in a job, as he is the epitome of silly. If you look up “silly” in the dictionary you will see this: These brothers, though. They’re awesome....
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“Sister! Me thinks you are evil!”
– Jess imitating Morgose from Merlin
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Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Torso: CONTRACT!
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
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#devastation #DoctorWho #Doomsday...
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“Harry Potter isn’t real? Oh no! Wait, wait, what do you mean by real? Is this...”
– John Green (via runalovegood)
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The World's Largest Sperm Bank Is Turning Down... →
poor gingers. maybe it’s cuz people are scared their spawn won’t have souls…
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