March 2012
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after not being able to close the bus window
Chase: I'd blame the angle, but...
Me: Oh, go ahead and blame the angle. That's just like a guy.
Mar 28th
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Mar 27th
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The United States of America on college education
Student: I'm not going to go to college because I don't want to go into debt.
USA: YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. YOU'RE GOING TO AMOUNT TO NOTHING YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MY TAXES ARE SO HIGH.
Student: I'm just going to attend a small community college instead.
USA: HAHAHA YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO GET INTO A GOOD UNIVERSITY. ENJOY YOUR MCDONALD'S DIPLOMA.
Student: I attended a four year university and received a diploma in a field I am interested in. Now I am $50,000+ in debt.
USA: YOU DUMBASS. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GO TO COLLEGE WHEN YOU KNOW YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN CHOOSE A USEFUL MAJOR EITHER. GOD PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK.
Mar 27th
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“Saying lame is like saying ‘You walk with a limp.’ Yeah whatever, so does 50...”
– John Green (via oopsijusturiegasmed)
Mar 27th
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I'm not even on drugs. I'm just weird.
cammypam: I’m both!
Mar 27th
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Mar 26th
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Beach Boys walk into a bar:
funniest10k: Round? Round? Get a round? I’ll get a round.   Following this blog may be the greatest thing you have ever done and that’s why I drink with them.
Mar 26th
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glimmering: imagine trying to take a shit while in the arena like with cameras everywhere and the constant fear of being killed and like what would happen if someone popped up and killed you mid poop and you became know as the person who died mid poop during the hunger games
Mar 26th
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Mar 25th
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So in Goblet of Fire, Barty Crouch Jr. dies in the...
-yousexything: roranicus-cockblockicus: OH. LOVE IT
Mar 25th
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“When I’m not working, I am the laziest person. I can literally lie on a couch...”
– Jennifer Lawrence on how she is just like us what she does in her spare time (x)
Mar 24th
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teamlupin: do you ever just sit there and think to yourself “damn. i’m funny.”
Mar 24th
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