March 2012
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after not being able to close the bus window
Chase: I'd blame the angle, but...
Me: Oh, go ahead and blame the angle. That's just like a guy.
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The United States of America on college education
Student: I'm not going to go to college because I don't want to go into debt.
USA: YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. YOU'RE GOING TO AMOUNT TO NOTHING YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MY TAXES ARE SO HIGH.
Student: I'm just going to attend a small community college instead.
USA: HAHAHA YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO GET INTO A GOOD UNIVERSITY. ENJOY YOUR MCDONALD'S DIPLOMA.
Student: I attended a four year university and received a diploma in a field I am interested in. Now I am $50,000+ in debt.
USA: YOU DUMBASS. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GO TO COLLEGE WHEN YOU KNOW YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN CHOOSE A USEFUL MAJOR EITHER. GOD PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK.
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Saying lame is like saying ‘You walk with a limp.’ Yeah whatever, so does 50...
– John Green (via oopsijusturiegasmed)
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I'm not even on drugs. I'm just weird.
cammypam:
I’m both!
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Beach Boys walk into a bar:
funniest10k:
Round? Round? Get a round? I’ll get a round.
Following this blog may be the greatest thing you have ever done
and that’s why I drink with them.
glimmering:
imagine trying to take a shit while in the arena
like with cameras everywhere and the constant fear of being killed
and like what would happen if someone popped up and killed you mid poop
and you became know as the person who died mid poop during the hunger games
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So in Goblet of Fire, Barty Crouch Jr. dies in the...
-yousexything:
roranicus-cockblockicus:
OH.
LOVE IT
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When I’m not working, I am the laziest person. I can literally lie on a couch...
– Jennifer Lawrence on how she is just like us what she does in her spare time (x)
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teamlupin:
do you ever just sit there and think to yourself
“damn. i’m funny.”